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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 09:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is your most erotic sex story?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

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Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

I have the power to talk to aliens through using telepathy. Why do people think I'm crazy?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

No way

My ex moved on so fast. How can I overcome the pain?

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

Is there an ideal number of sessions in individual psychotherapy? Is there any point in continuing after reaching it?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

Then came..

Have you ever been forced to undress for money just once?

No go.

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why am I more attracted to black men?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Still no good