What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 09:52

So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Is Beauty of Joseon Sunscreen good for oily skin?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What is your most erotic sex story?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
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Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
I have the power to talk to aliens through using telepathy. Why do people think I'm crazy?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
No way
My ex moved on so fast. How can I overcome the pain?
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Have you ever been forced to undress for money just once?
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why am I more attracted to black men?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Still no good